Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.
Your momma so fat she ate a whole Buffalo......Wild Wings!
Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number!
Yo Momma so ugly, that she's is the reason for birth control ads.
Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.
Yo Momma so fat when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says "Hey now! One person at a time!"
Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo momma is hairy she goes as a werewolf every Halloween.
Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!
Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
Yo' momma so ugly - when you was born you tried to crawl back in!!!
Yo momma so stupid, she doesn't even know this joke is about her.
Yo Momma so ugly, she needs a prescription mirror!
Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.
Your momma's so old, that in History class she just wrote down what she was doing.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo momma's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, she makes cars slow down.
Yo Momma is so dumb...
She came out with a bowl after hearing it was chilly outside!
Yo' momma is so fat...
She smokes a turkey after sex instead of a cigarette!
Yo momma is so ugly, that your daddy stays home just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo Momma is so ugly, she made the Illuminati close it's eyes!
Yo momma is so dumb...
That she asked me what kind of pants I was wearing, I answered "Guess", and she said "Wrangler?"
Yo momma has no neck... that's why they call her Head & Shoulders!
Yo momma is so big...
She is so big that she jumped and got stuck!
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!
Yo' momma is so stupid...
She tried to save a fish from drowning.
Yo' momma is so big...
It take her 24 hours just to get up... And by the time she gets up, it's time to lay back down because the day is over with!
Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.
I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.
She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”
Yo mamma so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo mamma so dumb, she fell up the stairs!
Yo mamma so dumb...
...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order
...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view
...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth
Yo' Momma is so ugly...
She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!