MAN: I Have Facebook, BBM, KIK, Imo, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype, Snapchat, Instagram and G-Talk
FRIEND: Buddy, do you have a life?
AKPOS: OMG! No I don't! Send me the link to download it.
5.25 inch floppy disks were fragile. They had to be stored in paper sleeves, could not be bent, and they could be damaged by a single touch
3.5 inch floppy disks held 1.44 megabytes of data. That's enough for maybe two or three standard Microsoft Word documents with no images. That's enough for maybe a minute of MP3 quality music.
Before internet use was common, the most frequent way that computer viruses spread was through floppy disks. It was a risk to take your data to anot
It used to be cool to have a Gold tooth, now its a cheap Bluetooth!!!
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define 'great' he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write
This was a recent conversation that I had with my girlfriend’s father, who knows I do web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, that's simple, not hard at all.
Girlfriend: No, he doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to redo ALL of Facebook.
Me: Oh. In that case, that's very hard.
Father: Oh, okay. (Pause) What are we talking then, maybe just 3 to 5 hours?
What did one computer say to the other?
What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"
Is anyone else having this problem?
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small, deserted island one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands pulled out the message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?" asked the incoming college freshman.
The professor replied, "Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets."
The place where I work decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, we arranged for the phones to be sent to the homes of the various VIP's.
The day after delivery, I received a call from a partner screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up.
I asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it.
A man once drove his car into a river and I watched it turn into a mobile phone...
One minute, a Kia!
Next minute, Nokia!
Almost every person is talking about getting an iPhone 7. I am the very first person to get an iPhone 8.
It's true, I have an iPhone 8!
Only problem is I used up all my data just downloading all the apps I needed.
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
NEW!!! In Safeway Stores Everywhere... Google brand cell phones in a can!
You can find them in aisle '6' next to the latest I-Phone '7'.
'Generic' SD Memory Cards can be found in the 'pharmacy'.
Phone 'chargers' can be found, where else, but in 'Automotive' Department.
To Activate: Read directions carefully on cell phone can. When Google wrote the activation directions, he must have temporarily lost his own 'memory card'. So directions may be quite erratic and<
I don't trust those internet and TV ads about apps. They say they are free, but how do I know I'm not getting charged hidden fees after I download them?
Do they really do what they say they're going to do? And all those gigabytes they use up! I just feel very uneasy when it comes to this kind of cell phone technology.
I guess that makes me… app-rehensive?
A little girl waited patiently as child after child sat on Santa's knee when finally her turn came.
"And what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asked.
Shocked, she stood up and looked him in the eye and said, "Didn't you get my text?"
"Hold on, I get a feeling I've been here before."
"Why do you say that?"
"My phone automatically connected to the WiFi."