A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’
He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.
John visited his brother's office and went to the toilet for a long call. Crazy thing is that the door was so far from the toilet seat. When someone knocked, John had to literally move towards the door pants down. All did not work out well when he miscalculated his way back and threw one missile on the floor.